My dogs this week have driven me almost insane..
On Thursday whilst I was having tea with a friend in the lounge, John peeked in to say he was taking Reiver, our boy dog [who is part staffie with a lurcher...]out for his walk and that he had left Millie the girl dog [part collie,part staffie] in the kitchen...My friend and I carried on our conversations for another hour, and then as she was leaving and we both came out into the hallway, we could smell burning... I closed the door behind my friend and went and opened the kitchen door, to be met with a cloud of awful choking smoke!¬ Then the Smoke alarm went off, Millie came out the kitchen with her tail between her legs and slunk away.. At first I had no idea what caused this smoke until I looked at the top of the Oven and there was a pile of scones, merrily scorched, burning and letting off acrid smoke..In investigating what had smelt so nice and edible, Millie had obviously leaned up to see, and when she could not reach, on the way down, her paw touched the button and turned on the hotplate under the wire holding the scones!!! I had baked enough for us all to have through the week, and had to throw away more than half of them being charcoaled as they had! I almost fainted trying to get the window open and then the back door, and finally managed to get rid of the smoke, which had all disappeared by the time John came back from his walk!!I swear I was ready to shoot her for all this trouble, and then to add insult to injury, the rhubarb pie my friend had bought and left on the table, Millie had seen it, and scoffed the lot... she has a cast iron constitution that dog****
But worse was yet to come----- John had left the bedroom door open, and Reiver after his long and muddy walk had come upstairs and found the door open and crawled into our bed....big black paw marks all over my coverlet which is stunning white...
God was trying me out that day, that's for sure ! I really did hit the roof over this one, as it takes many many washes to get the layer of dirt out.. it had happened before...
and so John got the brunt of that one!!!!!
but like I said, Who'd have dogs!!!!-
mind you, I wouldn't really be without ours, they are really lovely, just sometimes life gets a bit trying when they are around!!
You have to love them! Why do they always choose the white beds to go on when they are muddy? I had the same thing happen a couple of weeks back.
ReplyDeleteI should of course just have black bedding, then the paw prints might not show up!!! But I just love the white on the bed, and I do know that it will take more than one wash to clean it away... and as for our little tearaway Millie.. I just hope she grows out of the stealing phase!!
ReplyDeleteDogs are like 2 year old toddlers, aren't they? Into something every minute your back is turned. But you can't live without that adorable face and unconditional love they give.
ReplyDeleteOnly sometimes the price you have to pay is pretty high...lol.
Hope you got it all cleaned up and are back to normal. - Bet those scones were delicious too, hope Millie got at least one...:)
One just have to laugh! There are some other species we just can't live WITH and we can't live WITHOUT, right?
ReplyDeleteEEEK! I've never heard of a dog turning on the stove! She sounds too smart for her own good!
ReplyDeleteHe needs to be put on Shame Your Pet!
ReplyDeleteOh you poor dear! What a testing day it was for you. I hope all is better on your side of the world.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Janzy, But you have me laughing raucously! I can just see the dog slinking past you, tail between legs, scones on her breath, smoke scent in her fur, trying to become invisible...LOL!!! BAD DOGGIE! Oh, those pesky little brats! You gotta love em, anyhow.
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